“I wouldn’t give the place to a 40 year old just looking to change careers.”
It was a particularly quiet tea break in the department and we were discussing the fact that a place had been offered to a new PhD student. The reason it suddenly became a little bit awkward over our cups of very reasonably priced tea was that the staff member who said that was sat next to your humble author who happens to be a (nearly) 40 year old who started a PhD 4 months ago just looking to change careers.
Of course, this gives me the chance to point out that the staff member in question didn’t realise I was nearly 40 which means I must be astonishingly good looking and young and so on and so forth, but this blog is not the place for that and I am sure that in any cartoons illustrating this item I will be depicted as cartoonishly old anyway. But, it did get me thinking about age, and PhDs (better than thinking about the terrifyingly huge amounts of science that I don’t understand). And so, this is the question:
Am I too old to do a PhD?
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What? You want more? That is unacceptable. I am an old man, I need a nap!
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OK. I will struggle on.
When I thought about what is the right age to do a PhD, my first thought was “Kids today, they don’t know they are born!”, but my second, more relevant, thought was “What is the point of a PhD?”. At every PhD interview I have been to (n=3) you are asked “So, why do you want to do a PhD?”, and every PhD student I know (n=lots) comes up with an idea on the spot, not really knowing a good answer. But, on reflection, this ties in to the question of age.
From the other side of the interview desk, the question becomes “Why are we giving this person the chance to do a PhD?” and that has some deep philosophical implications. A PhD makes you part of something like a scientific family. In some senses, my supervisors are my sciencey mum and dad (but they give me less ice cream than I would like, and I think I might be older than my dad), and in any family some people want the family job to continue down the generations. As a fledgling scientist, should it be expected that I eventually nurture some future scientists, and how many sciencey kids am I going to be able to have if I finally get my PhD at the age of 45? By taking this PhD place instead of a 25 year old have I deprived the world of the academic grandfather of the guy who uses lasers to cure male pattern baldness?
On the other hand, I tend to look at my PhD as being a sort of job. In this case, the job is to find out if this sciencey thing can be done and if it can, how well can we do it. Being older than the average student means I have somewhat more work experience than them. And this experience gives me skills that maybe the young child who hypothetically I took the place from did not have. I don’t need to be shown how to complete a lab book, or take minutes for a meeting, or to wipe my own nose; all of which make me vastly superior to that that idiot infant who was hypothetically competing against me for this job. As a result, this particular sciencey thing will be done better than it would be if they had given the job to the snot nosed kid I hypothetically competed against. And who knows, someone might take my awesome science and use it to cure male pattern baldness before I die!
I honestly don’t know the answer to the dilemma, and I think that my unintentionally insulting and flattering colleague had a good point. But I also think my supervisors had a better point. I know it was better because it meant that I got to do what I always wanted to do, even I if I never knew why I wanted to do it. In the meantime, I will enjoy spending my time in an office of young people who think that the sound of a dial up modem is hilariously old fashioned, while I still struggle to believe that I live in the future that allows computers to talk over the phone!